001 - 009: Starters & Evolutions
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Bulbasaur: 2/10 – Adorable, not sexy.
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Ivysaur: 3/10 – A glow-up, but still more "friendly plant pal."
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Venusaur: 4/10 – Powerful, but not exactly seductive.
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Charmander: 3/10 – Baby dragon energy; too cute for sexy.
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Charmeleon: 6/10 – That rebellious teen phase is showing.
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Charizard: 9/10 – Hot, literally and figuratively.
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Squirtle: 5/10 – Fun but not flirty.
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Wartortle: 7/10 – Cool as heck, with surfer vibes.
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Blastoise: 8/10 – Big, confident, and owns a yacht.
010 - 012: Bug Boy Beginnings
- Caterpie: 1/10 – Just...no.
- Metapod: 0/10 – It’s a cocoon.
- Butterfree: 5/10 – Sweet and elegant, but not sexy.
013 - 015: The Stingy Squad
- Weedle: 1/10 – Nope.
- Kakuna: 0/10 – Another cocoon.
- Beedrill: 4/10 – Dangerous vibes, but not in a fun way.
016 - 018: The Bird Gang
- Pidgey: 2/10 – Cute but basic.
- Pidgeotto: 6/10 – A proper upgrade.
- Pidgeot: 8/10 – Fabio vibes.
019 - 020: Rattata & Raticate
- Rattata: 1/10 – Creepy critter.
- Raticate: 2/10 – Bigger, but not better.
021 - 022: The Angry Birds
- Spearow: 2/10 – Tiny, angry energy.
- Fearow: 5/10 – Edgy, but lacks charm.
023 - 024: Snakes That Slither
- Ekans: 4/10 – Slithery but not sultry.
- Arbok: 7/10 – Dangerous and alluring.
025 - 026: Electric Icons
- Pikachu: 6/10 – Cute and iconic.
- Raichu: 8/10 – Electric but in a good way.
027 - 028: Sand Babies
- Sandshrew: 3/10 – Cute but innocent.
- Sandslash: 6/10 – Spiky but mysterious.
029 - 034: Nidoran Royalty
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Nidoran♀: 2/10 – Sweet but young.
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Nidorina: 5/10 – Growing into her own.
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Nidoqueen: 9/10 – Powerful and confident.
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Nidoran♂: 3/10 – Cute but not much else.
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Nidorino: 6/10 – More rugged.
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Nidoking: 9/10 – Alpha vibes, in a good way.
035 - 036: Moon Babies
- Clefairy: 3/10 – Adorable, not sexy.
- Clefable: 5/10 – A glow-up, but still soft.
037 - 038: Foxy Ladies
- Vulpix: 7/10 – Cute and flirty.
- Ninetales: 10/10 – Straight-up goddess energy.
039 - 040: Puffy Popstars
- Jigglypuff: 4/10 – Karaoke queen.
- Wigglytuff: 5/10 – Round and ready.
041 - 042: Batty Boys
- Zubat: 2/10 – Just a nuisance.
- Golbat: 4/10 – Big mouth, meh vibes.
043 - 045: Flowery Power
- Oddish: 3/10 – Cute lil' plant.
- Gloom: 1/10 – That drool, though.
- Vileplume: 6/10 – Glamorous flower vibes.
046 - 049: Bug Weirdos
- Paras: 3/10 – Kinda creepy.
- Parasect: 2/10 – Full-on zombie mode.
- Venonat: 3/10 – Fluffy but awkward.
- Venomoth: 5/10 – Majestic moth vibes.
050 - 051: Dig Dug
- Diglett: 2/10 – No legs, no problem? Not sexy.
- Dugtrio: 4/10 – Still no legs, but there’s three of them.
052 - 053: Cool Cats
- Meowth: 6/10 – Sassy cat energy.
- Persian: 9/10 – Regal, luxurious, and bougie.
054 - 055: Duck Squad
- Psyduck: 4/10 – Sweet but chaotic.
- Golduck: 7/10 – Swimmer’s physique.
056 - 057: Punchy Primates
- Mankey: 3/10 – Too angry.
- Primeape: 4/10 – Anger management issues.
058 - 059: Dog Days
- Growlithe: 7/10 – Loyal and cute.
- Arcanine: 10/10 – Literal majestic beast.
060 - 062: Frog Kings
- Poliwag: 3/10 – Cute but baby.
- Poliwhirl: 5/10 – Fun but neutral.
- Poliwrath: 8/10 – Strong and confident.
063 - 065: Psychic Baddies
- Abra: 2/10 – Asleep.
- Kadabra: 6/10 – Mysterious magician.
- Alakazam: 9/10 – Smart and sexy.
066 - 068: Muscle Machines
- Machop: 4/10 – Baby gym bro.
- Machoke: 7/10 – Buff and bold.
- Machamp: 10/10 – Thirst trap.
069 - 071: Plant Bros
- Bellsprout: 2/10 – Too noodly.
- Weepinbell: 3/10 – Oddly shaped.
- Victreebel: 6/10 – Dangerous but intriguing.
072 - 073: Tentacle Trouble
- Tentacool: 2/10 – Jellyfish vibes.
- Tentacruel: 7/10 – Ocean danger hot.
074 - 076: Rocky Road
- Geodude: 4/10 – Handsome rock?
- Graveler: 3/10 – Too bulky.
- Golem: 6/10 – Strong and solid.
077 - 078: Horsepower
- Ponyta: 7/10 – Fire pony fantasy.
- Rapidash: 10/10 – Majestic and fiery.
079 - 080: Derpy Icons
- Slowpoke: 3/10 – Derpy but cute.
- Slowbro: 6/10 – Chill vibes.
