Let’s get one thing straight: just because your zodiac sign has a high body count (figuratively, I hope) doesn’t mean you’re destined to be a serial killer. It probably just means you have an intense personality. Or you need therapy. Or both!
But hey, astrology is fun, so let’s take a deep dive into the data on serial killers by zodiac sign. Totally casual. Totally normal. No reason to be nervous about your birthday showing up on this list, right?
1. Scorpio – 46 Serial Killers
The Deadliest Sign
Are we surprised? Passionate, intense, and vengeful—Scorpios are basically the villains of the zodiac. If a Scorpio gives you the death stare, just… maybe apologize. Even if you didn’t do anything.
- Charles Manson: Cult leader behind the Manson Family murders.
- Belle Gunness: The "Black Widow" suspected of killing 40+ people.
- Nannie Doss: The "Giggling Granny" poisoned her family members.
2. Cancer – 40 Serial Killers
Emotional Damage, Personified
Cancers feel everything. And sometimes, they don’t know how to process it. Instead of journaling like the rest of us, they’ve been known to, uh, take out their feelings in more questionable ways.
- John Reginald Christie: English serial killer and necrophile.
- Carl Panzram: Confessed to killing 21 people.
- Robert Maudsley: The real-life "Hannibal the Cannibal."
3. Sagittarius – 37 Serial Killers
Adventurous, But Make It Scary
Sagittarius is all about freedom and exploration, but apparently, that can go in some pretty dark directions. Sagittariuses (Sagittarii?) don’t like being tied down… which is ironic, considering they often end up behind bars.
- Ted Bundy: Charming, manipulative, and deadly.
- Dennis Nilsen: The "Muswell Hill Murderer" in England.
- Larry Eyler: The "Highway Killer," targeting young men.
4. Pisces – 34 Serial Killers
Dreamy, But Deadly
Pisces may seem soft and sweet, but don’t underestimate their ability to lose touch with reality. When their dreamy vibe turns delusional, it’s not always rainbows and butterflies.
- John Wayne Gacy: The "Killer Clown" who murdered 33 young men.
- Aileen Wuornos: The prostitute-turned-serial killer.
- Richard Ramirez: The "Night Stalker," known for his satanic rituals.
5. Libra – 33 Serial Killers
Charming and Calculating
Libras love balance and harmony, but when that scale tips? Watch out. Their charm makes them very good at convincing people to follow their lead—sometimes straight into trouble.
- Andrei Chikatilo: The "Butcher of Rostov," a Russian monster.
- Bobby Joe Long: Targeted women in Florida.
- Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.: White supremacist and murderer.
6. Capricorn – 30 Serial Killers
Ambitious… in All the Wrong Ways
Capricorns are goal-oriented and hardworking, but when that ambition turns dark, it’s a recipe for disaster. They’ll climb the corporate ladder—or dig a grave—with equal determination.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: The "Milwaukee Cannibal," infamous for his gruesome crimes.
- Dean Corll: The "Candy Man" who killed dozens.
- Ian Brady: Half of the infamous Moors Murderers duo.
7. Aries – 28 Serial Killers
Impulsive and Explosive
Aries don’t plan their chaos—they just dive right in. Their impulsive nature makes them more likely to act on dangerous whims without thinking it through (which, honestly, is their whole brand).
- Herbert Mullin: Killed 13 people to prevent earthquakes.
- Joseph Paul Franklin: White supremacist sniper.
8. Virgo – 27 Serial Killers
Perfectionism Gone Wild
Virgos are all about control and organization, which is great for spreadsheets… less so for murder. If they decide to go dark, you can bet their crimes are meticulously planned.
- Albert DeSalvo: The "Boston Strangler."
- Ed Gein: Inspired horror films like Psycho and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- Mary Ann Cotton: Poisoned 21 people, including her family.
9. Aquarius – 23 Serial Killers
Eccentric with a Side of Danger
Aquarians love standing out from the crowd, but sometimes that uniqueness turns into cold detachment. When you mix quirky with ruthless, it’s… not ideal.
- Gary Ridgway: The "Green River Killer," with 48 confirmed victims.
- Luis Garavito: Possibly the most prolific killer with 100+ victims.
- Jerry Brudos: Fetish-driven murderer who kept trophies.
10. Leo – 21 Serial Killers
Drama Kings and Queens
Leos love the spotlight, and unfortunately, some of them crave infamy. But let’s be real: most Leos are way too busy perfecting their selfies to bother with anything sinister.
- Jack Unterweger: Austrian journalist by day, murderer by night.
- Myra Hindley: The other half of the Moors Murderers.
- John George Haigh: The "Acid Bath Murderer."
11. Gemini – 21 Serial Killers
Two-Faced, Literally
Ah, Gemini. The sign of duality. They’re as likely to charm you at a party as they are to keep a dark secret. But hey, at least they keep things interesting?
- David Berkowitz: The "Son of Sam," who terrorized New York City.
- Peter Kürten: The "Vampire of Düsseldorf."
- Jeffrey Lundgren: Cult leader and mass murderer.
12. Taurus – 20 Serial Killers
Stubborn, Not Sinister
Tauruses are all about comfort and luxury, so honestly, it’s kind of surprising they made this list at all. Maybe someone stole their snacks?
- H. H. Holmes: Built a "murder castle" to kill guests.
- Albert Fish: Cannibal and sadist.
- Martha Beck: The female half of the "Lonely Hearts Killers."
What Have We Learned?
Does this mean Scorpios are out here sharpening knives while Tauruses nap? Probably not. (But maybe.) In reality, zodiac signs aren’t destiny—they’re just vibes. So if your sign showed up here, don’t panic. Just maybe… check in with yourself. Or book a therapy session.
And hey, if you’re a Taurus or Leo, congrats on being least likely to, you know, kill people. Now go celebrate with a charcuterie board or some mirror selfies. You’ve earned it.
