We love the Sailor Scouts—who doesn’t? They’re sparkly, powerful, and so good at yelling their attacks before actually doing them. But as girlfriends? Oof. Between magical drama and their very unique personalities, you’re signing up for a lot of emotional labor.
Let’s break down their hypothetical girlfriend potential, rating their relationship vibe and romantic chemistry out of 10. (Yes, we’ll judge them mercilessly—and with love, because that’s how we roll.)
Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino)
Annoyance Level: 10/10
Dating Sailor Moon is like dating a very loud cupcake. She’s clingy, needy, and spends half her time crying over minor inconveniences (like her favorite snack being sold out). But on the bright side, she’s loyal to a fault and will always prioritize you… until she gets distracted by something shiny.
Relationship Vibe: 6/10
She’s the definition of ride-or-die, but the constant emotional rollercoaster might drive you to drink (probably bubble tea, because that’s her vibe). You’ll love how much she adores you—until she eats the last slice of pizza without asking.
Romantic Chemistry: 4/10
Let’s just say Usagi isn’t the most focused. Expect lots of giggles, accidental elbowing, and probably stopping mid-moment to talk about her day. Cute, but not exactly… seamless.
Sailor Mercury (Ami Mizuno)
Annoyance Level: 3/10
Mercury is the low-maintenance, brainy girlfriend who wants the best for you—even if that means gently suggesting you read more books. She’s not dramatic, but she’s also not exactly spontaneous. Sometimes, you’ll wonder if you’re dating her or her study schedule.
Relationship Vibe: 8/10
Ami is thoughtful, kind, and always remembers your coffee order. She’s the girlfriend who sends you “just checking in” texts and makes sure you’re drinking enough water. However, her lack of adventure could leave you feeling like you’re dating a human planner app.
Romantic Chemistry: 5/10
She’s shy and sweet, but there’s an overthinking everything vibe that makes things a little awkward. Once she’s comfortable, though, she’s surprisingly attentive (and a stickler for details).
Sailor Mars (Rei Hino)
Annoyance Level: 8/10
Rei is the fiery, high-maintenance girlfriend who will call you out on everything. You’ll never win an argument because she’ll roast you into oblivion before you can get a word in. But let’s be real: the drama is kind of hot, and you’ll low-key enjoy her intensity (until you don’t).
Relationship Vibe: 7/10
It’s a passionate, whirlwind relationship that feels like a K-drama—complete with dramatic stares and a lot of "you don’t understand me!" moments. The good times are amazing, but the fights will leave you emotionally exhausted.
Romantic Chemistry: 9/10
Rei’s passion carries over into every part of the relationship. She’s confident, bold, and knows exactly what she wants. You’ll either be living your best life or completely overwhelmed.
Sailor Jupiter (Makoto Kino)
Annoyance Level: 2/10
Makoto is girlfriend perfection. She’ll cook you breakfast, fix your leaky faucet, and protect you from rogue pigeons. The only annoying thing? She keeps bringing up how much you remind her of her ex. Girl, we get it—he was tall and mysterious. Let it go.
Relationship Vibe: 9/10
She’s warm, nurturing, and dependable. Jupiter is the kind of girlfriend who shows up with soup when you’re sick and remembers your mom’s birthday. Honestly, the only downside is that she might make you feel like you’re not doing enough in comparison.
Romantic Chemistry: 8/10
She’s strong, confident, and just the right amount of playful. You’ll never feel safer or more appreciated—but don’t expect her to make the first move. She’s secretly a softie.
Sailor Venus (Minako Aino)
Annoyance Level: 7/10
Minako is fun, flirty, and a lot. She’s the girlfriend who insists on documenting every moment for social media and turns even the simplest outing into a full-blown event. She loves attention—yours, hers, and everyone else’s—and sometimes it’ll feel like you’re just along for the ride.
Relationship Vibe: 6/10
Venus is exciting but exhausting. One minute you’re laughing uncontrollably, and the next you’re wondering if she even remembers your middle name. She’s sweet, but her love of the spotlight makes her forget the whole "relationship" part sometimes.
Romantic Chemistry: 7/10
She’s got charm for days and knows how to keep things interesting. But getting her to focus? That’s another story.
Sailor Saturn (Hotaru Tomoe)
Annoyance Level: 5/10
Saturn is quiet, mysterious, and, honestly, a bit of a buzzkill. She’s sweet but tends to get too deep—like, why are we talking about existentialism over brunch? She’s also the girlfriend who disappears for hours without explanation, leaving you wondering if she’s okay (or summoning death energy).
Relationship Vibe: 5/10
It’s a bit like dating a poetry book—beautiful but emotionally draining. Hotaru is caring and supportive, but her tendency to brood can make the relationship feel like a therapy session.
Romantic Chemistry: 6/10
She’s surprisingly affectionate, but her serious vibe can make things feel overly intense. You’ll either be deeply moved or slightly terrified.
Sailor Uranus (Haruka Tenou)
Annoyance Level: 1/10
Let’s face it: Haruka is a dream girlfriend. She’s smooth, confident, and makes everything look effortless. The only annoying thing? She’s so cool you’ll constantly feel like the awkward one in the relationship.
Relationship Vibe: 10/10
She’s loyal, romantic, and the perfect mix of fun and chill. Uranus is the kind of girlfriend who surprises you with flowers just because and makes you feel like the luckiest person alive.
Romantic Chemistry: 10/10
Haruka wrote the book on chemistry. She’s passionate, attentive, and knows how to sweep you off your feet. Perfection.
Sailor Neptune (Michiru Kaioh)
Annoyance Level: 4/10
Michiru is the elegant, cultured girlfriend who makes you feel like you need to take a class on fine art just to keep up. She’s graceful and kind, but you’ll always feel like she’s a little too perfect. Also, she low-key judges you for your love of reality TV.
Relationship Vibe: 9/10
Neptune is thoughtful and deeply caring, but her high standards can be a little intimidating. She’s the girlfriend who makes every date feel like a movie montage, and you’ll love it—until she makes you question your life choices.
Romantic Chemistry: 8/10
She’s classy but knows how to turn up the heat when the moment’s right. You’ll feel like you’re in a rom-com, but one of the fancy, indie ones.
Sailor Pluto (Setsuna Meioh)
Annoyance Level: 6/10
Pluto is the girlfriend who’s always "busy" with her mysterious duties. She’s cool and caring but perpetually hard to pin down. You’ll feel like you’re dating a secret agent who occasionally pops back into your life to make you tea and disappear again.
Relationship Vibe: 7/10
It’s an enigmatic relationship filled with quiet moments and cryptic conversations. Setsuna is thoughtful, but her time-traveling makes commitment… complicated.
Romantic Chemistry: 7/10
She’s mature and experienced, but her whole "guardian of the time-space continuum" thing makes her hard to fully connect with. Still, when she’s present, she’s present.
Final Thoughts
Every Sailor Scout has their quirks, and dating one would definitely be an experience. Whether you’d thrive or just cry under the pressure is another question entirely. So, who’s your pick, and do you think you’d survive the relationship? Let us know in the comments—because we know you have opinions!
