This Candle Smells Like OTTAWA

Ah, Ottawa—the city that tries so hard to be exciting but still ends up being Canada’s ultimate overachieving middle child. This Candle Smells Like Ottawa is your chance to bring home the essence of our capital—polished, polite, and maybe just a little boring (but hey, it gets the job done).

Choose between two quintessentially Ottawa scents:

• Chilled Vanilla—smooth and sweet, like the fantasy of a wild night out in the ByWard Market.
• Pine & Vetiver—earthy and fresh, like a brisk walk along the Rideau Canal… before you trip over a group of tourists.

Made with 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—long enough to survive another political scandal or wait for the LRT to finally show up.

The ceramic jar is a work of art, featuring Ottawa’s official logo and a stunning multi-layer glaze pattern that’s as unpredictable as parking near Parliament. Once the candle burns out, repurpose the jar for storing loose change, Tim Hortons roll-up-the-rim losses, or the dreams of finally making Ottawa “cool.”

• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Ottawa can be eco-friendly (when it’s not overthinking it).
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than it takes to drive across the city during rush hour.
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze featuring Ottawa’s logo, perfect for holding spare loonies, Maple Leaf lapel pins, or that one Ottawa Senators fan’s hope for a playoff run.

Why You’ll Love It:
Because Ottawa is clean, functional, and always good for a laugh—just like this candle. Whether you’re lighting it up in a downtown condo or a Kanata basement rec room, it’s the perfect nod to Canada’s overly polite (but secretly lovable) capital.

Perfect for locals, visitors, or anyone who’s ever said, “What even is there to do in Ottawa?” Light it up, laugh it off, and remember: Ottawa may be the butt of the joke, but at least it’s got free museums. 🇨🇦✨