This Candle Smells Like CALGARY

Ah, Calgary—the city where cowboy boots and skyscrapers coexist, and everyone’s still arguing over Stampede vs. real culture. This Candle Smells Like Calgary is a tribute to the city where the oil flows, the Chinooks blow, and the traffic still can’t handle Deerfoot Trail. Choose from two scents: Chilled Vanilla (smooth and sweet, like your nostalgia for a time when housing was affordable) or Pine & Vetiver (earthy and crisp, like a hike in Banff that Calgary will take credit for). Made with 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—plenty of time to decide if you’re moving to Vancouver or doubling down on the Cowtown pride.

The ceramic jar is as polished as a downtown condo but way more useful. Featuring Calgary’s official logo and a multi-layer glaze pattern that’s as unpredictable as Calgary weather, it’s perfect for repurposing when the wax runs out. Think loose change for parking at the Saddledome, or a home for your stash of inevitable Stampede drink tokens.

• Scent Options:
  • Chilled Vanilla—sweet, comforting, and a nice contrast to your coworker’s cowboy hat obsession.
  • Pine & Vetiver—fresh and grounding, like a weekend escape to the Rockies (which is all anyone talks about anyway).
• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Calgary appreciates a touch of green energy (between pipelines).
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than the waitlist for that trendy new brunch spot on 17th Ave.
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze with Calgary’s logo, perfect for storing parking change or your ranch-themed regrets.

Why You’ll Love It:
Because Calgary’s blend of big-city ambition and small-town charm deserves to be celebrated (and lightly roasted). Whether you’re a lifelong Calgarian or just passing through on your way to the mountains, this candle brings a little Cowtown flair to your space.

Light it up, laugh it off, and remember: Calgary might be the butt of a few jokes, but at least it’s not Edmonton.