This Candle Smells Like the World's Best BROTHER

(Because sometimes “thanks for not tattling” deserves a candle.)

Celebrate the guy who taught you how to throw a punch (or at least how to take one) with This Candle Smells Like the World’s Best Brother. Part of our These Candles Smell Like Family Members collection, this candle is the perfect way to say, “You’re alright, I guess,” without getting too mushy. After all, it’s not like he’d know what to do with a heartfelt compliment anyway.

Choose from two scents that are definitely cool enough for him:

• Chilled Vanilla: A smooth, fresh vanilla that’s as sweet as he insists he isn’t.
• Pine & Vetiver: An earthy, crisp scent that smells like chopping wood—because he probably wishes he had a lumberjack beard.

• Plant-Based Wax: Because even your brother can appreciate being “low-key eco-friendly,” whether he admits it or not.
• Burn Time Over 50 Hours: That’s 50 hours for him to crack bad jokes or remind you he’s stronger, faster, or somehow cooler (debatable).
• Reusable Ceramic Jar: When the candle’s done, he can use the jar to hold random screws, spare change, or the USB drive he’s “definitely not losing this time.” Each jar features a unique glaze pattern—kind of like his completely original way of annoying you.

Why He’ll Love It:
This candle is the ultimate sibling peace offering: cool enough for him to show off, but still thoughtful enough to count as a real gift. Whether it’s his birthday, a random act of brotherly appreciation, or a subtle thank-you for letting you borrow his car (and not filling it up), this candle says, “You’re the best, but don’t make it weird.”

Grab one for your brother—or the brotherly figure in your life who’s always offering unsolicited advice. Bonus points if you deliver it with a sarcastic “you’re welcome.” He’ll love it (even if he pretends not to).