This Candle Smells Like BRAMPTON
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Buckle up (literally), Brampton—this one’s for you. Introducing This Candle Smells Like Brampton, a loving roast in candle form. Choose between two distinct scents: Chilled Vanilla (smooth and sweet, like your dreams of lower car insurance rates) or Pine & Vetiver (earthy and grounding, because let’s face it, you need the calm while navigating those endless roundabouts). Made from 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—long enough to get through your commute… or at least one trip to the DMV.
The ceramic jar? A collectible masterpiece, featuring Brampton’s official logo and a unique multi-layer glaze pattern. Think of it as a fancy upgrade from all those ticket stubs and empty coffee cups currently sitting in your car. And when the candle burns out, the jar is perfect for storing, well, whatever’s left after paying those insurance premiums.
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Scent Options:
- Chilled Vanilla—sweet and comforting, like the thought of Brampton finally getting better transit.
- Pine & Vetiver—fresh and grounding, like the slice of green space you’ll visit right after braving the strip mall traffic.
- Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Brampton deserves clean energy.
- Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than it takes to file a claim for that parking lot fender-bender.
- Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze featuring Brampton’s logo—a conversation starter for your next backyard BBQ.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Perfect for anyone who proudly calls Brampton home, even if you pretend you’re “from Toronto” when traveling.
- Makes an excellent gift for that friend who can’t stop complaining about their car insurance.
- A true collector’s item, because nothing says “Brampton pride” like a candle that can laugh at itself.
Light it up, Brampton, and let this candle remind you that while the jokes are endless, so are the good vibes (and roundabouts).