This Candle Smells Like ALBERTA

Ah, Alberta—the land of oil rigs, cowboy hats, and extremely passionate debates about the carbon tax. This Candle Smells Like Alberta is the perfect tribute to the province that’s equal parts rugged mountains, open plains, and Tim Hortons drive-thru lines. Choose between two iconic scents:

• Chilled Vanilla—smooth and sweet, like the dream of lower gas prices.
• Pine & Vetiver—fresh, earthy, and grounded, like the Rockies before everyone shows up for ski season.

Made with 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—long enough to endure a discussion about separating from the rest of Canada or to wait for spring to finally show up.

The ceramic jar? A stunner, featuring Alberta’s official logo and a one-of-a-kind, multi-layer glaze finish as unpredictable as Calgary weather. When the candle’s burnt out, the jar is perfect for holding change for the next Stampede or your stash of “emergency” beef jerky.

• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Alberta knows the planet needs a little love.
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than it takes to drive through the prairies (barely).
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze featuring Alberta’s logo, ready to store your car keys or the receipts from your latest Costco haul.

Why You’ll Love It:
Because Alberta is wild, opinionated, and impossible to ignore—just like this candle. Whether you’re lighting it up in a downtown Calgary condo or a rustic log cabin (probably built by your cousin), this candle brings a little Alberta charm to any space.

Perfect for locals, expats, or anyone who’s had to smile through a dinner party debate about pipelines. Light it up, laugh it off, and remember: Alberta is more than just cowboy hats—but not by much. 🤠