This Candle Smells Like the MONTREAL EXPOS
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Ah, the Montreal Expos—gone but never forgotten, much like your ability to trust MLB ever again. Whether you’re still bitter about ‘94, rocking your old-school pinwheel cap, or just here to remind everyone that “Nos Amours” deserved better, this candle is your personal tribute to the greatest ‘what if’ in baseball history.
Light it up, and suddenly, it’s Olympic Stadium in the ‘80s—the smell of nostalgia, the faint hope of a comeback, and the lingering question of how the league let this happen.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and full of hope—like believing baseball will return to Montreal someday.
- Noir Suede – Bold, dramatic, and a little tragic—like realizing it’s been over 20 years, and you still bring up the Expos at every family gathering.
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is about how long it takes to explain to someone why the Expos' move was a crime.
And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing Expos memorabilia, old ticket stubs, and the dream of MLB finally making things right.
Features:
✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla Coconut (for the hopeful fans still waiting for a return) or Noir Suede (for those who’ve embraced the eternal heartbreak).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because Expos fans have always been ahead of their time.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—long enough to rant about what could’ve been, and then do it all over again.
Pro-tip: Light this while wearing your Expos jersey and let the world know you’ll never forget.
Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like the Montreal Expos remind you that some teams may be gone, but their legacy (and the bitterness) burns forever.
