This Candle Smells Like ROSE APOTHECARY
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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A general store… but make it chic. This candle is a tribute to the most carefully curated, locally sourced, painfully hip boutique ever to grace a small town. Whether you’re here for the ethically harvested artisanal honey, the hand-milled goat’s milk soap, or just to admire David’s commitment to a monochrome sweater, Rose Apothecary is an experience—and by experience, we mean a place where everything is twice the price but somehow totally worth it.
Light it up, and suddenly, you’re browsing through an impeccably arranged display of handmade bath salts while Patrick’s acoustic cover of “Simply the Best” plays softly in the background.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla Coconut – Smooth, warm, and effortlessly luxurious—like an exclusive skincare line made from ethically foraged botanicals.
- Noir Suede – Rich, bold, and just a little broody—like David Rose himself, side-eyeing anyone who dares touch the cashmere.
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is about how long David could go without an overwhelmed sigh before moving to Schitt’s Creek.
And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing only the most aesthetically pleasing items—like sustainably sourced lip balms or a collection of chic little soaps you absolutely will never use.
Features:
✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla Coconut (smooth, luxe, and effortlessly stylish) or Noir Suede (bold, brooding, and impossibly cool).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because sustainability is so in right now.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—longer than Alexis’ first marriage.
Pro-tip: Gift this to the Schitt’s Creek fan in your life (or keep it for yourself, because honestly, you deserve something bespoke).
Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Rose Apothecary transport you to a world where everything is locally sourced, impossibly stylish, and just the right amount of extra.
