This Candle Smells Like ORBITZ

The year was 1997. The drink? Orbitz. A futuristic, fruity, gelatinous fever dream disguised as a beverage. It wasn’t quite a soda, not quite a juice—it was a science experiment in a bottle, and you either loved it or repressed the memory entirely. Those little floating balls? Suspended in a liquid of questionable consistency, defying both gravity and common sense. One sip, and suddenly, you were convinced the future had arrived. (Spoiler: It had not.)

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re back in the ‘90s, sipping something that probably wasn’t FDA-approved, wondering if this is what astronauts drink in space.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and deceptively delightful—like the first sip before realizing, oh no, the texture.
• Noir Suede – Deep, mysterious, and slightly unsettling—kind of like Orbitz itself… because what even was that liquid?

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is about how long Orbitz lasted on store shelves before quietly disappearing forever.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around—perfect for storing tiny treasures, nostalgia-induced regrets, or the last remaining bottle of Orbitz (if you dare).

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (smooth, playful, and a little too good to be true) or Noir Suede (bold, enigmatic, and slightly confusing—just like Orbitz).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because if we learned anything from the ‘90s, it’s that some science experiments should be sustainable.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—long enough to question why we ever thought floating balls in juice was a good idea.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the ‘90s kid in your life who still remembers exactly what Orbitz tasted like. (Or to yourself, if you still wish they’d bring it back.)

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Orbitz remind you: the ‘90s were weird, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.