This Candle Smells Like a 32nd BIRTHDAY

Here's to 32: officially too old to sleep on an air mattress but still young enough to know who’s topping the charts. Welcome to your early thirties, where you balance checkbooks with the same flair you use for weekend plans.

Light it up and celebrate hitting 32, a year where you’re supposed to have it all figured out but really, you're just fine tuning the art of appearing as an adult.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla Coconut – Smooth and subtly sweet, perfect for those quiet nights in when you pretend to choose staying home over going out.
• Noir Suede – Bold and complex, like the coffee you now drink purely for enjoyment, not just survival.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—enough to help you meditate on whether it's time to start lying about your age or to start planning your next big adventure that definitely doesn't include overpriced brunch.

Once the wax has dwindled, the sleek candlecup is ideal for holding your collection of smart tech gadgets that you swear make life easier.

Features:

• Two Signature Scents: Vanilla Coconut for those sweet, “responsible” adult moments; Noir Suede for nights when you feel like an impostor in the adult world.
• Renewable Plant-Based Wax: Because you care about the environment almost as much as you care about your credit score.
• 40 Hours of Burn Time: Ample time to reflect on how you’ve spent 32 years on this planet and still have a passion for cartoon marathons.

Pro-tip: Gift this to your friend who juggles adulting and aging like a pro, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that age is just a number, but the stories you create each year are legendary.

Light up This Candle Smells Like a 32nd Birthday and let every flicker celebrate the glory of being in your early thirties—old enough to know better, young enough not to care, and wise enough to pretend you have it all figured out.