THE RACCOONS
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Cue the synths, pan the camera over the Evergreen Forest, and prepare to feel things—because This Candle Smells Like The Raccoons is here to hit you right in the sentimental soft spot where 80s Canadian animation lives rent-free. Whether you crushed on Cedric (awkward), idolized Bert (chaotic), or secretly rooted for Cyril Sneer (you little villain), this candle is a tribute to the wildest woodland drama our TV sets ever knew.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and nostalgic, like Sunday morning cartoons and the pure hope that this episode wouldn't end with a lesson.
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Noir Suede – Dark and earthy, like the shady forest business deals of one pink-nosed capitalist tycoon we all lowkey loved.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because nature was literally the point of every episode.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Longer than Cyril’s list of environmental violations.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Ideal for stashing friendship bracelets, protest flyers, or your Cyril fanfic (we won’t tell).
Pro-tip: Light this during a cartoon binge, a retro-themed night in, or whenever you need to remember a time when raccoons, aardvarks, and environmentalism made for peak Canadian entertainment.
Light up This Candle Smells Like The Raccoons and let the scent of childhood adventures, clunky animation, and moral dilemmas swirl through your space like a bike chase through the forest. Because some nostalgia hits harder than a “Run with Us” closing theme at 2am. 🍁🦝🎶
