THE ILLUMINATI
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
They control the music industry, the government, and your For You page… allegedly. This Candle Smells Like The Illuminati is our cheeky ode to the shadowy cabal that definitely maybe sort of runs the world (or just throws the best secret parties under Denver Airport). With an aroma that whispers "hidden agenda" and screams "sold your soul for relevance," it’s the candle Beyoncé probably lights before world domination.
Whether you're decoding triangle symbols in music videos or just trying to manifest a glow-up powerful enough to fake your own death and join them, this is the scent for you.
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and hypnotic, like a secret handshake with a billionaire.
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Noir Suede – Mysterious and alluring, like a velvet-robed ritual behind a locked Hollywood Hills gate.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax, because even secret societies know the environment matters.
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40 hours of burn time, which is exactly how long it takes to be initiated (allegedly).
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Eco-friendly glass jar, perfect for storing classified documents or pyramid pendants.
Pro-tip: Light it during your next vision board session, underground rave, or while updating your conspiracy theory Pinterest board. It also makes a killer gift for anyone who claims “they’re watching us” but still posts everything on Instagram.
Light up This Candle Smells Like The Illuminati and fill your space with the subtle energy of control, mystery, and a soft whisper that says “wake up, sheeple.” Because let’s be real—if you're not in the club... you’re probably just not famous enough. Yet.
