This Candle Smells Like a SERIAL KILLER

There’s something unsettlingly charming about the most infamous serial killers in history—whether it’s their eerie charisma, their double lives, or their ability to make people feel safe when they absolutely shouldn’t. This candle is a nod to the creepy, calculated, and cold-blooded energy of true crime’s most notorious figures. You know the type: the guy next door with the winning smile and just a little too much plastic sheeting in his trunk.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re stepping into the eerie calm before the storm—where the coffee’s brewing, the vinyl’s spinning, and the walls are just a little too soundproof.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Smooth, sweet, and deceptively inviting—just like the kind of guy who offers to help you carry your groceries… then disappears into the shadows.
• Noir Suede – Dark, sophisticated, and quietly menacing—like a well-dressed stranger who knows exactly how to keep a low profile.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which, coincidentally, is about the length of a really deep dive into a true crime documentary binge.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around, perfect for holding questionable trinkets, classified case notes, or a collection of unsettlingly sharp objects (no judgment).

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (sweet, smooth, and eerily unassuming) or Noir Suede (deep, brooding, and a little sinister).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even the most twisted minds appreciate a clean burn.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—long enough to listen to every detail of that unsolved case you can’t stop thinking about.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the true crime junkie in your life, or keep it for yourself—because nothing sets the mood like a little intrigue and a flickering candle.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like a Serial Killer remind you: it’s always the one you least expect.