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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Let’s not pretend. If the walls could talk, they’d probably moan. This Candle Smells Like PornHub.com is a loving, lusty tribute to the website you definitely visit in incognito mode, but somehow forget to clear from your browser history. Whether you're here for the... plot, the step-something chaos, or just need to feel seen, this candle is your safe word in scent form.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and sinful, like a freshly shaved body part and a poorly delivered pizza.
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Noir Suede – Dark and seductive, like your midnight scroll through niche categories you swear you’re “just curious” about.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because even your browser history deserves to be eco-conscious.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – That’s a lot of episodes... we mean... “clips.”
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for storing your USBs, shame, or lube (no judgment).
Pro-tip: Light this when you're setting the mood, hiding from your roommates, or just feeling nostalgic for that time your laptop almost exploded from pop-ups in 2007.
Light up This Candle Smells Like PornHub.com and let your room fill with the subtle scent of scandal, solo adventures, and the most visited website you pretend you’ve never heard of. Because sometimes, self-care looks a lot like clearing your cache. 🔥🍑💻
