This Candle Smells Like OSHAWA

Prepare to be amazed… or not. Introducing This Candle Smells Like Oshawa, the perfect tribute to Ontario’s most infamous punchline. Available in two distinct scents: Chilled Vanilla (because even Oshawa needs a little sweetness) or Pine & Vetiver (an earthy, crisp reminder of what clean air smells like outside the city limits). Made from 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—long enough to make you forget you’re in Oshawa (at least temporarily).

The jar? A collector’s item in its own right, featuring the city’s official logo (we chose it instead of the iconic “Prepare To Be Amazed” sign, (which feels more like a dare than a promise.) With a one-of-a-kind, multi-layered glaze finish, this ceramic jar is the ultimate conversation starter—or conversation ender, depending on your opinion of Oshawa. Once the candle burns out, it’s ready to be repurposed as a pen holder, a plant pot, or maybe just a reminder of all the “amazing” times.

• Scent Options:
  • Chilled Vanilla—a sweet, smooth escape from the chaos.
  • Pine & Vetiver—earthy, crisp, and nothing like the local air quality.
• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Oshawa deserves a green(ish) touch.
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than it takes to drive through Oshawa (thankfully).
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, layered glaze featuring Oshawa’s logo.

So go ahead, light it up, embrace the humor, and enjoy a candle that’s as unexpectedly charming as a night out on King Street. And when it’s all burnt out? The jar lives on, just like Oshawa’s reputation. Perfect for anyone who lives in, has passed through, or has survived The Shwa.