MOIRA ROSE
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Step into the extravagant and linguistically labyrinthine world of This Candle Smells Like Moira Rose, a scent as unique and unforgettable as the woman herself. From her bewildering array of wigs to her unplaceable accent, this candle is a love letter to everyone’s favorite dramatic matriarch from "Schitt's Creek."
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Smooth and sweet, just like Moira’s unexpectedly tender moments amidst her dramatic flair.
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Noir Suede – Rich and complex, a nod to Moira's enigmatic and multifaceted personality.
Features:
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Hand-poured with Renewable Plant-Based Wax: Because even in the world of Schitt's Creek, sustainability is chic.
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Burn Time: Over 40 hours, perfect for binge-watching your favorite episodes or practicing your Moira-ism pronunciations.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar: Ideal for storing those small town keepsakes or as a stylish vase for those "thriving" rose bushes.
Pro-tip: Light this candle whenever you need to channel your inner Moira—be it for a boost of confidence during a small-town council meeting or while crafting an apology letter that doesn’t actually say sorry.
Light up This Candle Smells Like Moira Rose and let your space be enveloped by the essence of a woman who taught us all the importance of resilience, the art of the dramatic exit, and that there’s no such thing as too much when it comes to accessorizing. Here’s to Moira, the only woman who could make a wall of wigs feel like a crucial home décor choice.
