KRIS' NEW FACE
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
She’s not a regular mom, she’s this close to being legally classified as marble. This Candle Smells Like Kris Jenner’s New Face is a surgical-grade celebration of the most flawless facelift in reality TV history. Smooth, lifted, and tighter than the NDA she makes everyone sign at family dinners, Kris’s face is a masterclass in reinvention—and this candle is our offering to the goddess of glam herself.
Forget “momager,” this is face goddess energy. And honestly? We’re all just trying to keep up.
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut – Soft, pillowy, and smoother than her under-eye region.
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Noir Suede – Snatched, luxe, and smells like a Birkin bag and generational wealth.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax, because even Kris would approve of clean beauty.
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40 hours of burn time, longer than a filler’s lifespan, shorter than her family’s 15 minutes of fame (which, spoiler alert, never ends).
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Eco-friendly glass jar, perfect for holding lip kits, black Amex cards, or Botox appointment reminders.
Pro-tip: Light this candle before a high-stakes Zoom call, during your third skincare routine of the day, or anytime you need a reminder that you, too, could be the mastermind of an empire (or at least look like it).
Light up This Candle Smells Like Kris Jenner’s New Face and let your space be filled with the scent of ambition, contour, and contracts. She might’ve birthed billionaires, but this candle proves she’s still the one we’re all watching. It’s Kris’s world, and we’re just living in the reflection of her cheekbones.
