Freak Off
Pickup available at VOODEED.com / VOO•DEED
Usually ready in 24 hours
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Welcome to the most uncomfortably glamorous gathering you were never really invited to. This Candle Smells Like a Freak Off captures the energy of a party so wild, so unregulated, and so spiritually confusing that you leave questioning your morals, your hydration levels, and possibly your entire identity.
It’s giving velvet ropes to nowhere. It’s giving neon hedonism. It’s giving “Why are there chandeliers in the bathroom?” energy. This candle bottles the chaotic thrill of a night where the music is too loud, the whispers are too spicy, and the dress code is simply: unhinged luxury.
Scent Options:
Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and deceptively innocent—just like the party’s “welcome drink” that probably had no business being that strong.
Noir Suede – Dark, sultry, and a little intimidating—like a room full of strangers making eye contact with you for two seconds too long.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax, because even fictional debauchery deserves sustainability.
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40 hours of burn time—longer than the afterparty, the after-afterparty, and whatever that sunrise gathering was supposed to be.
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Eco-friendly glass jar, perfect for holding wristbands from events you may or may not remember attending.
Ignite This Candle Smells Like a Freak Off and transform your space into the kind of party your therapist would definitely ask follow-up questions about.
