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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Before TikTok psychics and Instagram-famous TV hosts were a thing, there was DrinkTheGlitter.com—Canada’s low-budget, high-drama answer to Perez Hilton. It was messy. It was iconic. It launched the chaotic careers of MTV’s David Robert and future psychic-to-the-stars Chris Corsini, all while serving more glittery gossip than your MSN Messenger group chats could handle.
This candle is for the OG internet sleuths who knew where the real tea was spilled—right between pixelated celebrity doodles and savage blog posts that could end a friendship in 0.2 seconds.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and shady, like the polite Canadian insults hidden behind every “lol.”
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Noir Suede – Bold and dramatic, like a front-page scandal about a MuchMusic VJ you definitely knew personally (in your mind).
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because serving gossip doesn’t mean you can’t serve sustainability too.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to relive every ancient feud and cyberdrag in one marathon scroll.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for stashing old USB drives full of cursed Facebook albums.
Pro-tip: Light this candle while flipping through your old MuchOnDemand screenshots, texting "Do you remember this?" to friends who are definitely too emotionally scarred to respond.
Light up This Candle Smells Like DrinkTheGlitter.com and bask in the glittery glory of a time when Canadian internet drama was at its peak—messy, hilarious, and way more iconic than anyone’s ready to admit. 🇨🇦✨
