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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Before Instagram was a storefront and before Depop had us all pretending to be stylists, there was DeadDavid.com—MTV’s David Robert’s gloriously unhinged, impossibly cool online closet sale. This candle pays tribute to the era when 1 Girl 5 Gays ruled your Friday nights, and you were just a PayPal login away from owning David’s tank top, a crystal necklace charged with chaotic gay energy, or an "I Just Love Christmas" tee that doubled as a spiritual statement.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, nostalgic, and a little bit chaotic—like a Y2K Tumblr archive of shirtless selfies and deep thoughts.
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Noir Suede – Bold, mysterious, and absolutely dripping in "don’t text your ex" energy. Smells like lip gloss, vintage lace, and a carefully curated meltdown.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because even diva drama should be carbon-neutral.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to rewatch every episode of 1G5G and debate who was the hottest gay.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Ideal for storing friendship bracelets, press-on nails, or your emotional damage.
Pro-tip: Light this when you need a confidence boost, a fashion risk, or just to remind yourself you were once that bitch refreshing a .com hoping no one beat you to David’s mesh tank.
Light up This Candle Smells Like DeadDavid.com and let it fill your space with the scent of unapologetic gay icon energy. Because every outfit has a story, every candle should have a little drama—and every millennial queer deserved to own at least one thing from that website.
