This Candle Smells Like a CANCER

Hello, Cancer! Here’s a candle that totally gets your cozy, sentimental vibe. “This Candle Smells Like a Cancer” comes with a soft, comforting Chilled Vanilla (or Pine & Vetiver) scent—a little sweet, a little soothing, and just the thing to help you unwind after feeling all the feelings (again). It’s made from 100% plant-based wax and burns for over 50 hours, which is perfect because, let’s face it, you’re going to want it around a lot longer than that.

And the jar? Purely sentimental magic. Each ceramic jar has a one-of-a-kind, layered glaze that forms its own unique pattern in the kiln. Once the candle’s burned out, you can keep the jar around for storing all those little mementos you can’t bear to throw away. Seashells, tiny love notes, old movie tickets—it’s here to hold your entire collection of “no, really, this is important” items.

• Scent: Chilled Vanilla—a soothing aroma that’s basically a warm hug in candle form (you know, your favorite), or Pine & Vetiver—Earthy vetiver meets crisp pine in a bold, fresh scent.
• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because eco-friendly also means cozy planet vibes.
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours, to keep you company through all your deep thoughts.
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze that’s as one-of-a-kind as your favorite memories.

So go ahead, Cancer—light it up, grab your favorite blanket, and get lost in this candle that’s all about your comfort zone. And when it’s gone? That jar will stick around, giving you a place to stash even more memories (or at least until you start another collection).