BODYBREAK
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Keep fit and have fun! This Candle Smells Like BodyBreak takes you straight back to your living room floor, flopping through lunges while Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod made fitness look like a national pastime. Whether you actually followed along or just watched from the couch while eating Dunkaroos, this candle is here to celebrate the most wholesomely jacked duo in Canadian TV history.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Soft, nostalgic, and somehow smells like elementary school gym mats and encouragement.
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Noir Suede – Warm, bold, and ready to powerwalk through life with a fanny pack and a purpose.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because healthy choices extend beyond just cardio.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to stream a week's worth of retro PSAs and contemplate your step count.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Ideal for storing protein powder packets or your collection of neon sweatbands.
Pro-tip: Light this during your next half-hearted attempt at “getting back into shape,” or when you need a little motivational throwback that screams, “You got this!” in a soothing, CBC-approved voice.
Light up This Candle Smells Like BodyBreak and let Hal and Joanne guide your senses through a workout of pure Canadian nostalgia. Whether you're stretching, snacking, or just vibing in tearaway pants, this one’s for every kid who thought skipping rope to saxophone music counted as gym class. Keep fit. Have fun. And light this damn candle.
