BABY ALL GONE
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Ah yes, Baby All Gone—the slightly creepy, definitely iconic 90s doll who “ate” invisible cherries and made you feel like a tiny working mom with zero maternity leave. If you weren’t force-feeding her that gooey spoon of pretend baby food while yelling at your sibling to stop drinking your Clearly Canadian… were you even a 90s kid?
Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle captures the soft plastic weirdness, synthetic fruit aroma, and the uncanny valley comfort of one of the decade’s most unforgettable toy experiences.
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, gentle, and reminiscent of baby powder mixed with cherry-scented spoon goo.
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Noir Suede – A little grown-up and dramatic—like the existential crisis of realizing you were pretending to parent a doll who somehow needed more attention than you did.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax, because Baby All Gone may have vanished, but your sustainability goals haven’t.
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40 hours of burn time, longer than Baby All Gone’s feeding cycles (and your childhood attention span).
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Eco-friendly glass jar, ideal for storing spoon accessories, lost doll socks, or your repressed memories of parenting plastic at age 7.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you're feeling nostalgic for simpler times—when your biggest responsibility was making sure your doll “ate” properly and you didn’t get cherry goo on your Limited Too top.
Light up This Candle Smells Like Baby All Gone and let it fill your space with that weirdly comforting scent of synthetic childhood caregiving. She may have been all gone, but her emotional damage lives on forever in our hearts.
