This Candle Smells Like HADDONFIELD

Welcome to Haddonfield, where Halloween never ends, babysitting is a high-risk job, and locking your doors is purely symbolic. A tribute to the town that just can’t seem to catch a break, this candle channels the eerie, small-town vibes of a place that looks safe—until the William Shatner mask shows up.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re walking home at dusk, sensing someone watching you from the shadows, and realizing that no matter how fast you run, he somehow always keeps up.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Smooth, sweet, and deceptively comforting—like thinking you’re safe because you checked the closet.
• Noir Suede – Dark, intense, and vaguely unsettling—like the moment you realize the call is coming from inside the house.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is probably long enough for Laurie Strode to survive another sequel.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing small keepsakes—like survival tips, false senses of security, or a backup weapon in case the knife doesn’t work (again).

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (innocent, until it isn’t) or Noir Suede (mysterious, brooding, and definitely standing at the end of your driveway).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because unlike Michael Myers, this candle won’t haunt you forever.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—which is longer than anyone in Haddonfield has ever actually felt safe.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the biggest Halloween fan in your life (or anyone who insists they’d survive a horror movie)—or keep it for yourself, because whether you’re watching the classics, prepping for spooky season, or just here for the nostalgia, you deserve to bask in the glow of pure slasher movie terror.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Haddonfield remind you that evil never really dies—it just waits until the sequel.