This Candle Smells Like DEXTER

Dark. Precise. Strangely methodical. No, we’re not describing the way you organize your closet—this is a tribute to everyone’s favorite blood-spatter analyst by day, serial killer by night. Whether you're a fan of justice, plastic-wrapped moral dilemmas, or just have a thing for emotionally stunted men in Henleys, this candle is your perfect match.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re standing in Dexter’s lab (no, not that one), surrounded by neatly labeled blood slides and an unsettling sense of calm. The air? Crisp. The tension? Immaculate. The urge to Google “Can you really tranquilize someone that easily?” concerningly strong.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and deceptively innocent—like Dexter’s awkward smile when he’s pretending to be normal.
• Noir Suede – Dark, deep, and dangerously alluring—like a Miami night spent covering your tracks.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is more than enough time to binge an entire season (or plot the perfect escape route).

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around, perfect for storing slides, gloves, or that moral ambiguity you pretend doesn’t exist.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (sweet, unassuming, and hiding something) or Noir Suede (brooding, intense, and full of questionable choices).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because Dexter might not care about ethics, but you do.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—longer than most of Dexter’s relationships.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the Dexter fan in your life (or someone who enjoys their justice a little unconventional). Just… maybe don’t wrap it in plastic.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Dexter remind you: Everyone has a dark passenger… but not everyone makes it smell this good.