This Candle Smells Like TORONTO

Ah, Torono—the city that can’t be bothered to pronounce its own name properly. Introducing This Candle Smells Like Toronto, the perfect tribute to Canada’s biggest city, where the skyline is iconic, the rent is absurd, and absolutely no one actually calls it "The 6ix." Choose between two scents: Chilled Vanilla, a smooth, sweet vibe as refined as a Queen West coffee shop, or Pine & Vetiver, an earthy, crisp blend that smells like the Don Valley wishes it did.

The jar? A total flex. Featuring Toronto’s official logo, it’s as much a statement piece as a Blue Jays cap at Kensington Market. The ceramic jar boasts a unique, multi-layer glaze pattern because, much like the city itself, no two are exactly alike. And when the candle burns out, you’ve got a chic jar ready to hold your TTC tokens (oh wait, Presto cards now) or your dreams of finding affordable parking downtown.

• Scent Options:
  • Chilled Vanilla—smooth and sweet, like your 15-minute walk to the nearest overpriced latte.
  • Pine & Vetiver—fresh and earthy, like High Park in your Instagram photos.
• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Torontonians love a green initiative (as long as it doesn’t block their condo view).
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—long enough to forget how long it took to find this candle in a boutique you “discovered.”
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, layered glaze featuring Toronto’s logo—perfect for proving you’re from the city (and not, heaven forbid, Scarborough).

So light it up, Torono, and bask in a candle that’s as unapologetically iconic as the CN Tower. And when it’s done? That jar will live on, much like the eternal debate over whether this is the greatest city on earth or just an overpriced ego trip. Perfect for locals, suburbanites pretending they’re downtowners, or anyone who needs a laugh about the city everyone thinks they know.