This Candle Smells Like ONTARIO

Welcome to Ontario—the land of endless traffic, perpetual construction, and an overinflated sense of self-importance. This Candle Smells Like Ontario captures the essence of Canada’s most densely populated (and loudly opinionated) province. Choose from two signature scents:

• Chilled Vanilla—smooth, sweet, and as comforting as telling yourself the housing market will cool down soon.
• Pine & Vetiver—earthy and fresh, like a walk in Algonquin Park… if you can make it past the Toronto crowd that got there first.

Made with 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours—long enough to sit through another debate about whether Toronto is Ontario or just thinks it is.

The ceramic jar is as versatile as Ontario’s personality (big city, small town, everything in between). Featuring the official provincial logo and a unique multi-layer glaze pattern, it’s perfect for repurposing after the wax burns out. Use it to store loose change for that $20 coffee run, keep parking tokens handy, or house your growing collection of Tim Hortons roll-up-the-rim losses.

• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Ontario could use a break from smog.
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—plenty of time to complain about hydro rates and gas prices.
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, multi-layer glaze featuring Ontario’s logo, perfect for holding loonies, car keys, or your unrealistic dreams of affording a Muskoka cottage.

Why You’ll Love It:
Because Ontario is equal parts chaos, charm, and self-aware humor—just like this candle. Whether you’re lighting it in a suburban basement or a downtown condo that costs more than your first car, this candle brings a little slice of Ontario to your space.

Perfect for locals, visitors, or anyone who’s ever been stuck on the 401 and thought, “This province really needs a candle.” Light it up, laugh it off, and remember: Ontario might be a little extra, but at least it’s not Alberta. 😉