This Candle Smells Like HAMILTON

For the brave souls repping The Hammer, this one’s for you. Meet This Candle Smells Like Hamilton—a loving (and slightly trashy) tribute to Ontario’s very own "Armpit of Ontario." Choose between two scents: Chilled Vanilla, a sweet, smooth option that’s the opposite of walking down Barton Street, or Pine & Vetiver, an earthy, crisp blend that smells like the forests surrounding the steel mills wish they could be. Made with 100% plant-based wax, this candle burns for over 50 hours, which is longer than most people spend thinking about Hamilton.

The jar itself? A collector’s masterpiece featuring Hamilton’s official logo, reminding you that even if you leave, Hamilton never really leaves you. The unique, multi-layered glaze pattern adds just the right amount of "not like the others" flair, because even HamilTOE has its moments. Once the candle burns out, the jar’s ready to hold all your nickels for that inevitable Tim Hortons run.

• Scent Options:
  • Chilled Vanilla—smooth and sweet, unlike the morning smog.
  • Pine & Vetiver—a fresh, earthy escape (because you’ve earned it).
• Made With: 100% plant-based wax, because even Hamilton can go green (sometimes).
• Burn Time: Over 50 hours—longer than the line for Tim’s during rush hour.
• Eco-Friendly Jar: Unique, layered glaze with Hamilton’s logo, making it perfect for your HamilTOE pride or irony collection.

So go ahead, light it up, embrace the grit, and let this candle bring a touch of humor and charm to your space. When it’s done, that jar will live on—just like Hamilton’s reputation for being exactly what it is. Perfect for locals, ex-pats, or anyone who’s just passing through and can’t resist a good inside joke.