The "I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS" T-Shirt

Because what’s more festive than a grown man crying about Christmas on national TV? Channel the iconic chaos of MTV’s 1 Girl 5 Gays with this edgy nod to Philip Tetro’s legendary holiday meltdown. This tee is your official membership card to the “I Just Love Christmas” fan club—complete with Philip’s iconic crying face plastered on a Christmas ornament. Yes, we went there.

Available in Black, White, and Grey, this t-shirt keeps it cool and wearable while still screaming I’m the main character. Wear it proudly, because subtlety isn’t what the holidays are about.

• Classic fit: Generously boxy for max comfort during your next reality TV binge.
• Heavyweight fabric: Built to last, just like your obsession with Christmas—and Philip’s tears.
• Durable construction: Double-needle hems and neck band, because you’re tough, even if he wasn’t.
• Material magic: 100% preshrunk cotton for solid colors, with a cozy mix of cotton and polyester for heathers.

Whether you’re reliving the drama, starting your own holiday sob story, or just here for the memes, this tee is a must-have. Grab yours, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like wearing someone else’s emotional breakdown. 🎄