The "I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS" Candle

Because nothing says “I just love Christmas!” like sobbing on national television, right? Inspired by that iconic meltdown from MTV’s 1 Girl 5 Gays, this candle is Philip Tetro’s unapologetic ode to the holidays—and maybe to his own extra-ness.

This exclusive Winter Berries scent is as bold as Philip himself (but way less dramatic). Crafted with plant-based wax, it burns for over 50 glorious hours, so you can bask in its festive glow while rewatching 1 Girl 5 Gays for the 100th time. And when the candle burns out—like Philip’s 15 minutes of fame—the stunning, multi-layered glaze ceramic jar doubles as a chic holder for your trinkets, snacks, or the tears of your reality TV faves.

• Winter Berries scent: Exclusive to this candle—like Philip is to Christmas melodrama.
• Plant-based wax: Eco-friendly, because saving the planet is cooler than crying on TV.
• 50+ hours burn time: Enough to outlast your latest holiday obsession.
• Reusable ceramic jar: A work of art that’s more timeless than reality TV reruns.

For those who love Christmas (and themselves) just a little too much—this one’s for you.