MUCH VIDEO DANCE
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Nothing — and we mean nothing — prepared you for the sheer adrenaline of a Much Video Dance night. School gym? Cleared out. Giant screens? Suspiciously "state-of-the-art." And you? Drenched in body glitter, clutching your $2 ticket, praying your crush would notice your sick moves to Aqua's Barbie Girl. This candle captures the sweaty, electric chaos of a middle school dance where MuchMusic VJs basically DJ’ed your entire emotional development.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and slightly over-the-top, just like your outfit choice (and that one awkward slow dance to All-4-One).
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Noir Suede – Dark, bold, and a little rebellious — perfect for sneaking off to do the Macarena when you were "too cool" for it... but not really.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax — Because even kids who tried to moonwalk in Skechers deserve a clean-burning candle.
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40 Hours of Burn Time — Longer than the Much Video Dance DJ could spin Sandstorm before getting a teacher complaint.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar — Ideal for stashing your scrunchies, butterfly clips, and leftover MuchMusic foam fingers.
Pro-tip: Light this when you’re feeling the sudden, inexplicable urge to scream-sing "Mambo No. 5" or awkwardly sway to "Kiss Me" under fluorescent lights. It’s also perfect for recreating the dance floor vibes without the gymnasium stench.
Light up This Candle Smells Like a Much Video Dance and be transported back to a world where the stakes felt HIGH, the strobe lights were blinding, and no one questioned why "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" was basically the national anthem.
Here's to the era of Much Video Dances — messy, magical, and the birthplace of 98% of our collective teenage embarrassment.
