LORAZEPAM
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Unwind with the unabashedly chill vibes of The Victoria Ratliff's Lorazepam Candle, straight from the chic chaos of HBO's The White Lotus. Perfect for those who found Parker Posey’s pill-popping elegance oddly aspirational or anyone needing a break from their own less glamorous daily grind.
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut: Smooth and calming, like your nerves after that much-needed dose of tranquility.
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Noir Suede: Deep and complex, for when you need to embrace your inner hotel heiress with a penchant for prescription drama.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax: Because even high-maintenance characters care about the environment.
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40 hours of burn time: Enough to outlast any vacation disaster or family squabble.
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Eco-friendly glass jar: Ideal for storing your collection of spa receipts or that stash of emergency chill pills.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you’re about to overreact to a minor inconvenience, or during your next spa day at home when you want to feel a touch more fabulous and a lot less frazzled.
Light up The Victoria Ratliff's Lorazepam Candle and let its seductively soothing aroma carry you away to a state of upper-crust calm. Here’s to living your best (medicated) life with the flair of a TV character who truly knows how to turn relaxation into an art form.
