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The Definitive Rating of Pokémon by Their Sexiness
Welcome to The Official Pokémon Sexiness Index (Gen 1 Edition) — the blog post you didn’t know you needed but absolutely do.
How Annoying Would the Sailor Scouts Be as Girlfriends?
We love the Sailor Scouts—who doesn’t? They’re sparkly, powerful, and so good at yelling their attacks before actually doing them. But as girlfriends? Oof.