This Candle Smells Like SIMPLE PLAN

For the kids who wore too much eyeliner, felt way too many emotions, and screamed the lyrics to Perfect in their bedrooms like their parents had just grounded them for life—this candle is for you. Simple Plan was the ultimate soundtrack for teenage angst, whether you were actually misunderstood or just mad that your crush didn't text back on MSN Messenger.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re in the early 2000s, rocking a studded belt, straightening your hair within an inch of its life, and wondering if life really is a nightmare.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, nostalgic, and just a little dramatic—like reading your old MySpace status updates and realizing you were the problem.
• Noir Suede – Bold, moody, and unapologetically emo—like the deep, brooding Pierre Bouvier stare that made every teenage heart weak.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than the entire Warped Tour lineup felt relevant.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing old concert ticket stubs, broken guitar picks, or the diary where you wrote out every lyric that totally described your life.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (sweet and emotional—like your first heartbreak) or Noir Suede (*deep and brooding—like every song on *Still Not Getting Any...**).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even emo kids care about the planet.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—which is longer than your pop-punk phase… or not, because let's be honest, you never grew out of it.

Pro-tip: Light this while blasting your favorite Simple Plan album, reminiscing about your side-swept bangs era, or just feeling personally victimized by adulthood.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Simple Plan remind you that no matter how old you get, you’ll always be a little emo at heart.