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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
For those who remember when getting featured on TheDirty was the early 2000s equivalent of being both crowned and cancelled in the same breath. A wild, lawless corner of the internet where Ed Hardy shirts, frosted tips, and maximum side-eyes reigned supreme — and where "Nik Richie approved" could make or break your entire social life (in the most public way possible).
This candle is dedicated to everyone who checked the site religiously, swore they'd never get posted... and absolutely did anyway.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, like your Facebook relationship status before it was obliterated by a savage anonymous tip.
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Noir Suede – Dark and scandalous, like a night out that you definitely hoped no one would capture in grainy digital camera glory.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because we've matured enough to make better life choices... allegedly.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to deep dive back into the archives and cringe at every popped collar.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Ideal for storing your leftover rhinestones, Von Dutch hats, and dignity (what’s left of it).
Pro-tip: Light this candle before your next dramatic tell-all, post-nightclub debrief, or whenever you need a reminder that some receipts never truly get deleted.
Light up This Candle Smells Like TheDirty.com and fill your space with the chaotic energy of the early social media era — when reputations were made, ruined, and meme-d into infamy by breakfast. 🚨💋
