This Candle Smells Like the WHITE LOTUS RESORT & SPA

Welcome to The White Lotus Resort & Spa, where the drinks are strong, the staff is overworked, and someone’s definitely not making it to check-out. Whether you’re here for the “transformative” wellness experience, the wildly inappropriate couples' retreat, or just to judge rich people making terrible life choices—this candle captures the chaotic luxury of everyone's favorite five-star fever dream.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re lounging by an infinity pool, sipping a suspiciously strong cocktail, and side-eyeing your fellow guests—because let’s be real, one of them has to be hiding something.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and deceptively inviting—like a resort welcome drink that goes down way too easy.
• Noir Suede – Deep, warm, and a little mysterious—like the kind of trouble that starts with an innocent spa treatment and ends in a scandal.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than most White Lotus relationships (or spa treatments that don’t end in emotional breakdowns).

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing tiny umbrellas, seashells, or the deep existential dread you developed mid-vacation.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (sunny, indulgent, and just the right amount of fake luxury) or Noir Suede (sultry, complex, and low-key threatening).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even morally bankrupt vacationers should care about sustainability.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—which is longer than your patience for oblivious trust-fund tourists.

Pro-tip: Light this while binge-watching White Lotus, plotting your next questionable vacation, or contemplating whether it’s really worth engaging in small talk with strangers at a resort.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like the White Lotus Resort & Spa transport you to paradise—where the views are stunning, but the drama is even better.