This Candle Smells Like STUDENT BODIES
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Flashback to high school drama with This Candle Smells Like Student Bodies, because nothing says ‘teen angst’ like a soap opera set in the hallways of your average Canadian high school. Perfect for those who relished the show’s mix of cringe-worthy moments and earnest life lessons. Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle brings back the aroma of cafeteria lunches and first loves, minus the awkward braces.
Scent Options:
- Vanilla Coconut: Sweet and nostalgic, like your first high school crush who never knew you existed.
- Noir Suede: Dark and brooding, as mysterious and deep as your favorite misunderstood character from the show.
Made With:
- 100% plant-based wax, because even high school drama queens care about the environment.
- 40 hours of burn time, enough to binge the entire series or reminisce about your own high school escapades.
- Eco-friendly glass jar, ideal for hoarding those secret notes passed in class or as a makeshift trophy for surviving adolescence.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you’re feeling a bit dramatic or need a laugh recalling those absurd yet endearing high school antics. It’s also the perfect gift for a reunion with your old crew or for introducing the next generation to the highs and lows of teenage life, '90s style.
Light up This Candle Smells Like Student Bodies and let it fill your space with a blend of awkward charm and nostalgic feels. Here’s to the lockers, the love triangles, and the life lessons learned in between the bell rings. Whether you were the class president, the jock, or the art kid, this candle is a salute to the days when every small problem felt like the end of the world, and every school dance could make or break your social life.
