This Candle Smells Like BREAKER HIGH
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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High school is already a chaotic experience, but put it on a cruise ship, and suddenly, it's a floating fever dream of bad decisions, questionable life lessons, and late ‘90s fashion crimes. Whether you watched for the over-the-top hijinks, the deeply unrealistic concept, or just to see a young Ryan Gosling in his goofball era—this candle captures the essence of Breaker High, where every day was an adventure, and somehow, nobody ever got seasick.
Light it up, and suddenly, you’re on deck, dodging homework, causing harmless chaos, and wondering why your school didn’t come with an all-expenses-paid world tour.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, playful, and just a little ridiculous—like a school that actually lets you earn credits while sailing the globe.
- Noir Suede – Smooth, bold, and vaguely mysterious—like a subplot where someone almost gets kicked off the ship but doesn’t, because this is still a kid’s show.
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than Breaker High stayed on the air (but, let’s be honest, still not long enough).
And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing tiny souvenirs from ports you’ll totally visit one day.
Features:
✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (nostalgic, sweet, and a little ridiculous—just like the show) or Noir Suede (unexpectedly cool, like that one kid who actually liked school).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even the most unhinged school trips should be environmentally friendly.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—which is longer than you spent pretending your school had an open-seas enrollment option.
Pro-tip: Light this while binge-watching Breaker High, reminiscing about peak ‘90s teen TV, or just manifesting a life where your biggest academic challenge is whether to attend class or hang out at the on-deck smoothie bar.
Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Breaker High remind you of a time when school was cool, field trips were international, and somehow, nobody ever got a sunburn.
