NEOPETS

Because nothing says “thriving childhood” like running an imaginary pet empire while your real-life goldfish didn’t survive the week. Neopets: where you spent hours earning fake currency, battling in the Battledome, and lying awake at night wondering if your virtual Kougra was mad at you for forgetting to feed it. (Spoiler: it absolutely was.)

This candle is for everyone who mastered the art of dodgeball but couldn’t dodge the crushing guilt of abandoning their Neohome for... life.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and innocent, just like you were when you thought getting a Faerie Paintbrush was a realistic goal.

• Noir Suede – Rich and deep, like the intense shame of remembering your Neopet has been starving since 2006.

Made With:

• 100% Plant-Based Wax – Because it's the least we can do for a planet where we abandoned thousands of virtual pets.

• 40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to sob about the Petpet you named after your crush in Grade 5.

• Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for hoarding NeoPoints, or at least your Neopian guilt.

Pro-tip: Light this candle when you finally log back into your Neopets account and realize you can't remember your password, your birthday, or why you ever thought a Wocky was a good idea.

Light up This Candle Smells Like Neopets and let it fill your space with the sweet scent of digital nostalgia, poor financial decisions (in Neopian Bank terms, obviously), and the everlasting love of a pet you haven't fed in nearly two decades. 🌈✨