This Candle Smells Like a CABBAGE PATCH KID
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Adopted at birth (from a magical patch of cabbage, obviously), loved for life, and somehow always carrying that signature powdery-fresh scent, Cabbage Patch Kids were the ultimate childhood flex. Whether you cherished yours like a beloved child or left it in a toy bin with a permanently smudged face, one thing’s for sure—these little cuties made their mark (and their birth certificates made it official).
Light it up, and suddenly, you're transported back to a world of tiny dimpled faces, questionable yarn hair, and the thrill of a new adoption certificate in your hands.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, soft, and just a little nostalgic—like the scent of childhood innocence (or at least the baby powder your mom kept in the nursery).
- Noir Suede – Warm, deep, and oddly sophisticated—kind of like if your Cabbage Patch Kid grew up and got really into mood lighting and cologne.
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than it took for parents to physically fight over these dolls in the ‘80s.
And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing small things—like tiny baby socks, lost buttons, or the childhood memories that still make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
Features:
✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (soft, sweet, and straight-up comforting) or Noir Suede (deep, cozy, and surprisingly refined).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even nostalgic treasures deserve a clean burn.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—longer than the time it took you to carefully pick out the perfect Cabbage Patch Kid from the store shelf.
Pro-tip: Gift this to the ‘80s baby in your life (or anyone who still has their childhood doll safely tucked away in a box “for the memories”). Either way, it’s a reminder that some childhood favorites never really grow up—and honestly, why should they?
Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like a Cabbage Patch Kid remind you that the best things in life come with adoption papers and a slightly unsettling smile.
