This Candle Smells Like NAPSTER

Ah, Napster—the original reason your family’s dial-up connection was constantly tied up. Before Spotify, before Apple Music, before morals—there was Napster, where music was free, lawsuits were pending, and Metallica was big mad. It was a golden age of slow downloads, mislabeled tracks (why did every song say it was by Blink-182?), and the thrill of getting an entire album overnight—if your mom didn’t pick up the phone and ruin everything.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re back in your childhood bedroom, waiting hours for a song to download, only to realize it’s a low-quality remix with a DJ yelling over it.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, smooth, and full of nostalgia—like the joy of finally burning your perfect mix CD.
• Noir Suede – Deep, bold, and just a little rebellious—because let’s be real, we all knew Napster was kinda illegal… and did it anyway.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is almost long enough to download your favorite album on a 56k modem.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around—perfect for storing old CD-Rs, burned discs with mystery playlists, or the Limewire-induced regrets that came after Napster’s downfall.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (light, sweet, and totally addicting) or Noir Suede (dark, mysterious, and slightly illegal-feeling).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because we’ve matured since the days of digital piracy.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—long enough to download a single song on a ‘90s modem (if your connection didn’t drop halfway through).

Pro-tip: Gift this to the nostalgic music pirate in your life who still believes Napster walked so streaming services could run. (Or to yourself, if you still have that folder of “Totally Legal” MP3s somewhere.)

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Napster remind you: before there was Spotify Premium, there was stealing it outright.