LIMEWIRE

Fire up those nostalgia engines—This Candle Smells Like Limewire is here to take you back to the days of peak internet piracy, where every download was a gamble between hitting the jackpot or landing a computer virus. Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle celebrates the wild west of file sharing and the questionable music files that sometimes played the actual song.

Scent Options:

• Vanilla Coconut: Sweet and misleading, just like those files labeled “Definitely NOT a Virus.mp3.”
• Noir Suede: As mysterious and risky as clicking 'download' and hoping for the best.

Made With:

• 100% plant-based wax, because we're committed to sustainability, not like those endless downloads that drained the planet’s bandwidth.
• 40 hours of burn time, enough to outlast your longest downloading spree.
• Eco-friendly glass jar, perfect for storing those nostalgia-filled playlists or your old mix CDs—if they still play.

Pro-tip: Light this candle when you're feeling a bit rebellious or gift it to someone who still brags about their Limewire collection. It’s a cheeky nod to the days when creating the perfect playlist was a digital scavenger hunt and every music file was a surprise.

Light up This Candle Smells Like Limewire and let it fill your room with the scent of youthful daring and digital adventure. Whether you’re reminiscing about those late-night music hunts or just enjoying the vibes of a more carefree digital era, this candle is a reminder of the thrill and perils of early 2000s internet—an ode to the days when downloading a simple song felt like a major heist.