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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
This is not your grandma’s floral potpourri. This is the smell of bad decisions, tangled sheets, and pretending you’re totally chill about it the next morning. This candle captures the chaotic, sweaty, euphoric energy of sex—the good, the bad, and the "we’ll laugh about this later" moments. It’s flirty, it’s dangerous, and somehow smells way better than any of the actual encounters ever did.
Spoiler: It won't ghost you after three dates or accidentally call you by their ex's name. Progress!
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, creamy, and a little misleading... kinda like someone who swore they were "good at cuddling."
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Noir Suede – Deep, musky, and intoxicating—like someone who’s bad news but worse at staying away from.
Made With:
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Two Signature Scents – One for the honeymoon phase, one for the post-argument makeup session.
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Renewable Plant-Based Wax – Because you’re still an environmentally conscious disaster.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Longer than most situationships and almost every Hinge talking stage.
Pro-tip: Light it before your next risky text, playlist curation session, or a solo night in pretending you’re not about to DM your ex.
Light up This Candle Smells Like Sex and let your space radiate the spicy, slightly reckless vibes of someone who knows exactly what they want—and isn’t sorry about it.
