BOYS
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Remember when boys had cooties, then suddenly they didn’t, and now they kinda do again but in a different, emotionally unavailable kind of way? This candle captures none of the weird locker room musk or Axe body spray nightmares—just the dreamy, freshly-showered, maybe-he-owns-a-record-player version of what we wish boys smelled like.
It’s for the girlies, gays, and theys who’ve been crushing since sleepaway camp and still fall for that one guy who thinks eye contact is a love language. Spoiler: it’s not.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, flirty, and safe—like your first crush who didn’t know you existed but was nice to you in math class.
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Noir Suede – Smooth, dangerous, and smells like he probably plays bass in a band you’ll regret dating.
Made With:
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Two Signature Scents – One for texting him back, one for blocking him with flair.
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Renewable Plant-Based Wax – Because we’re grown now and prefer our candles sustainable, unlike our dating choices.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to fall in love, get ghosted, and send a petty Instagram story he’ll pretend not to see.
Pro-tip: Burn it during a pre-date ritual, while hate-stalking your ex’s new girlfriend, or when you need to remember that you are the prize—even if he still wears cargo shorts.
Light up This Candle Smells Like Boys and bask in the fantasy of good cologne, better manners, and no commitment issues. Because let’s face it—this candle’s the only “boy” you can trust to show up and smell good.
