This Candle Smells Like RED

Some albums are just albums, and then there’s Red—the one that made you text your ex, scream-cry in your car, and romanticize autumn like you were starring in your own indie film. It’s messy, dramatic, and a little chaotic—kind of like falling in love when you know it’s doomed but doing it anyway. Whether you were belting We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together like a declaration of independence or spiraling into All Too Well (10 Minute Version) like a seasonal depression symptom, this era was a rollercoaster of passion, heartbreak, and excellent scarf-related metaphors.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re dancing barefoot in the fridge light at midnight, writing poetry about a September that meant everything to you and nothing to them.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, nostalgic, and impossible to forget—like a first love that still haunts you.
• Noir Suede – Warm, deep, and bittersweet—like a love that burns bright and fades too soon.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than it took you to realize they were never gonna change.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing tiny heartbreak souvenirs—like concert stubs, old love letters, or the remnants of your last shred of dignity.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla Coconut (sweet, nostalgic, slightly devastating) or Noir Suede (moody, romantic, perfect for dramatic gazing out windows).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even heartbreak should be eco-friendly.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—longer than any relationship in this album lasted.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the Red stan in your life (or keep it for yourself—because if you knew it was trouble but fell anyway, this one’s for you).

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Red remind you that some things are meant to be burned into your memory forever.