This Candle Smells Like a SLAVE 4 U

It's 2001. You’re drenched in sweat (fashionable, not concerning). The VMAs just changed your life. There’s a python around your neck, and somehow, that’s fine. This candle is a tribute to the era of peak Britney Spears—when pop was untouchable, abs were impossibly sculpted, and every music video was a cultural event.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re dancing in a neon-lit club, dramatically flipping your hair, and serving early-2000s pop star realness, all while mysteriously never needing water.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, addictive, and undeniably iconic—like the scent of Y2K superstardom and a midriff-baring revolution.
• Noir Suede – Bold, intoxicating, and effortlessly sexy—like the confidence boost that comes from wearing low-rise jeans with no fear.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is longer than your choreographer gave you to learn the routine.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around for storing small keepsakes—like old concert ticket stubs, lip gloss, or the memories of when pop music was this good.

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla & Coconut (sweet, seductive, and totally Y2K) or Noir Suede (dark, bold, and definitely giving “forbidden club in a music video” vibes).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because unlike pop trends, this candle is actually sustainable.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—which is longer than TRL played the Slave 4 U video on repeat.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the ultimate Britney fan (or anyone who still remembers the choreography to “Overprotected”)—or keep it for yourself, because whether you’re reminiscing about pop’s golden era, reliving your Y2K fashion choices, or just here for the nostalgia, you deserve to bask in the glow of pure pop superstardom.

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like a Slave 4 U remind you that being sweaty has never looked this good.