SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Behold: the sacred, wheeled temple of childhood capitalism — the Scholastic Book Fair. The one day a year where every 8-year-old suddenly became a literary connoisseur... or just went feral for a glittery pencil and a Goosebumps poster. This candle smells like fresh pages, plastic bookmarks, and the emotional trauma of realizing $5 won't get you the Animorphs box set and that spy pen you definitely didn’t need.
This one’s for the kids who swore they were “really into reading” but were mostly into erasers shaped like hamburgers. No shade — same.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Soft and sweet, like your delusion that the poster you bought would somehow transform your locker into a personality.
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Noir Suede – Mysterious and bold, like that Point Horror book you swore wasn’t too scary… but absolutely gave you nightmares.
Made With:
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Two Signature Scents – One for the innocence, one for the drama.
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Renewable Plant-Based Wax – Because adult you recycles now (unlike those flyers you shoved in your desk and forgot about).
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to reread your favourite Babysitter’s Club or at least smell smarter than you feel.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you're feeling nostalgic, over it, or just miss the pure chaos of kids elbowing each other over Captain Underpants. Great for gifting to the emotionally-stunted former gifted kids in your life. (So... all of us.)
Light up This Candle Smells Like a Scholastic Book Fair and let it transport you back to the only day school ever felt like a mall. You were never going to read Hatchet, but damn it felt good pretending.
