MCDONALD's PIZZA
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Ah yes, the fever dream that was McDonald’s Pizza — the culinary equivalent of a mullet: business in the front ("Welcome to McDonald’s") and a full-blown identity crisis in the back ("Do you want that with pepperoni?"). This candle is a greasy love letter to the glorious, confusing era when your Happy Meal might’ve come with mozzarella and a side of existential dread.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Comforting and nostalgic, like the memory of a Pizza Hut date night but cheaper and somehow wrapped in a red Happy Meal box.
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Noir Suede – Bold and questionable, much like the decision to bake a pizza in the same oven that fries apple pies.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because we’ve evolved beyond pizza at McDonald’s, even if our nostalgia hasn’t.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Roughly the same time it took to actually cook a McDonald’s pizza, which is probably why it flopped.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for storing vintage McPizza wrappers or your rage that it never made a comeback.
Pro-tip: Light this up when you're craving the chaos of the ‘90s, where brand loyalty meant nothing and everyone was throwing spaghetti (and pizza) at the wall to see what stuck. It also makes a killer gag gift for that one friend who swears it actually tasted good.
Light up This Candle Smells Like McDonald’s Pizza and let your room fill with the scent of misguided ambition, corporate confusion, and a whole lotta melted cheese. Gone but not forgotten, this one’s for the fallen icons who dared to ask, “What if?”
